“Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.”

“Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.”

“So precious life is! Even to the old
The hours are as a miser’s coins!”

“It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children.”

“Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.”

“(About the workplace) Tyrants who get into power make life miserable for everyone.”

“Most men make use of the first part of their life to render the last part miserable.”

“Wake up in the morning, now you doing the impossible Find out what's important, now you're feeling philosophical When I die, I'll pack my bags, move somewhere more affordable Isn't life horrible? I think that life is horrible”

“No more let life divide what death can join together.”

“What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?”