“A bumper of good liquor
Will end a contest quicker
Than justice, judge, or vicar.”
Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751–1816) Irish-British politician, playwright and writer
Act I, sc. iii.
The Duenna (1775)
Source: "Reflections on Ice-Breaking" in Hard Lines (1931); this statement is often misattributed to Dorothy Parker.
“A bumper of good liquor
Will end a contest quicker
Than justice, judge, or vicar.”
Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751–1816) Irish-British politician, playwright and writer
Act I, sc. iii.
The Duenna (1775)
“I thought this was a candy dispenser! Fucking candy!”
Joe Trohman (1984) American musician
My Heart Will Always Be The B-Side To My Tongue (2004), Honda Civic Tour (2007)
Lesley Bricusse (1931) English composer, lyricist and playwright
Song The Candy Man
George Washington Plunkitt (1842–1924) New York State Senator
Plunkitt of Tammany Hall, Chapter 19, The Successful Politician Does Not Drink
“There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.”
Betty MacDonald (1908–1958) writer
Source: Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle's Magic
“She tastes the candy, sugerless, cancerous”
Daniel Johns (1979) Australian musician
Paint Pastel Princess
Song lyrics, Neon Ballroom (1999)
Mo Yan book The Republic of Wine
Source: The Republic of Wine (1992), Chapter Four, Section IV, Donkey Avenue