“I give boring people something to discuss over corn.”

“(Brandon) "I would do anything for corn." (April Margera) "Well I think corn just did something for you."”

“Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror show. The earth swarmed with them.”

“I can sympathize with people's pains, but not with their pleasure. There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness.”

“Hard science gives sensational results with a horribly boring process; philosophy gives boring results with a sensational process; literature gives sensational results with a sensational process; and economics gives boring results with a boring process.”

“I expose people to magic, I expose them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring normal lives.”

“A light wind swept over the corn; and all nature laughed in the sunshine.”

“In other people's company I felt I was dull, gloomy, unwelcome, at once bored and boring…”

“Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.”

“Discussion groups tend to keep covering the same ground over and over again, because people forget what was said before. I think the invention of the Frequently Asked Questions, the FAQ, was a response to that. A lot of times just reading the FAQ is more valuable than joining the discussion group.”