“Blessed are the forgetful; for they get over their stupidities, too.”

“Huge organizations and me don't get along. They're too inflexible, waste too much time, and have too many stupid people.”

“In explaining any puzzling Washington phenomenon, always choose stupidity over conspiracy, incompetence over cunning. Anything else gives them too much credit.”

“We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.”

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”

“When a war breaks out, people say: "It's too stupid; it can't last long." But though the war may well be "too stupid," that doesn't prevent its lasting. Stupidity has a knack of getting its way; as we should see if we were not always so much wrapped up in ourselves.”

“Forgetting our intentions is the most frequent of all acts of stupidity.”

“It's funny how you can forget everything except people loving you. Maybe that's why humans find it so hard getting over love affairs. It's not the pain they're getting over, it's the love.”

“Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart.”

“This is stupid. I now have stupid all over me.”