“Are you slow-witted? I'm so sorry for you. It's terrible to be dull and stupid.”

“I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid”

Harlan Ellison (1934–2018) American writer

“Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity”

Booker T. Washington (1856–1915) African-American educator, author, orator, and advisor

“We're so different. You're an intellectual. I'm an idiot."
"Don't say that," I yelled. "You're not an idiot, you stupid idiot.”

Melina Marchetta book Looking for Alibrandi

“It's not just that I'm stupid; it's that I'm just smart enough to know how stupid I am. I wish I weren't so stupid. Or that I were stupider.”

John S. Hall (1960) Poet, author, singer, lawyer

“Who can prove
Wit to be witty when with deeper ground
Dulness intuitive declares wit dull?”

George Eliot book Scenes of Clerical Life

“I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid.”

Katharine Hepburn (1907–2003) film, stage, and television actress

“I have found a way to beat myself
I win by losing, something like that
I'm told that I'm stupid
So ok, I'll be stupid
If I can't register the pain
Then it's not there
I'm not so stupid after all
I'll show them”

Henry Rollins (1961) American singer-songwriter

“You know, ogres only sound stupid. Most are pretty smart."

"And it's a shallow person who judges anyone by the way they sound. I'm so shallow I'm surprised I don't reflect myself.”

Tamora Pierce book First Test

“a robin said to an
angleworm as he ate him
i am sorry but a bird
has to live somehow the
worm being slow witted could
not gather his
dissent into a wise crack
and retort he was
effectually swallowed
before he could turn
a phrase”

Don Marquis (1878–1937) American writer