“Happy endings are still endings.”

“The opposite of the happy ending is not actually the sad ending--the sad endingsometimes the happy ending. The opposite of the happy ending is actually theending.”

“this might be the happy ending without the ending”

“Tell me a story, Pew.
What kind of story, child?
A story with a happy ending.
There's no such thing in all the world.
As a happy ending?
As an ending.”

“"A man's life is happy," says Pascal, "if he begins by being in love and ends by being ambitious." It will be still happier if, after all his ambitions have been satisfied, it ends in tranquility.”

“Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end.”

“Happy endings are bullshit. There are only happy pauses.”

“Happy endings are a luxury of fiction.”

“The happiness of society is the end of government.”

“Everyone deserves a happy ending.”