“Life is like a fruit basket. You can eat some of it or wast it and throw some of it out. Only you can chose on wat to do with that fruit basket.”

“The meaning of life is not to be discovered only after death in some hidden, mysterious realm; on the contrary, it can be found by eating the succulent fruit of the Tree of Life and by living in the here and now as fully and creatively as we can.”

“I don't like the idea of fruit being all turned on because of cream being poured on it. How then can you eat that fruit?”

“You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away — a man is not a piece of fruit.”

“my fiancé is so handsome. Imma have to send his parents a fruit basket thanking them for creating the perfect man.”

“You said the war would pay for itself in fruit baskets. You said that our soldiers would march in the streets of Havana and people would shower them with bananas and cigars. That didn’t happen. Would you like to look into the camera and apologize to the American people?”

“I felt like a seed in a pomegranate. Some say that the pomegranate was the real apple of Eve, fruit of the womb, I would eat my way into perdition to taste you.”

“Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat.”

“When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don’t need ironing.”

“You must be a genius to do business. Otherwise, be armed with a basket full of tricks.”