“Because all bad little vampires see me in the end”

“The reason good women like me and flock to my pictures is that there is a little bit of vampire instinct in every woman.”

“Just because life is hard, and always ends in a bad way, doesn't mean that all stories have to”

“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”

“Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman”

“All the vampires walkin' through the valley
Move west down Ventura Boulevard.
And all the bad boys are standing in the shadows
All the good girls are home with broken hearts.”

“You shouldn't be afraid of me because I'm a vampire. You ought to be scared because you just trash-talked my girlfriend.--Michael”

“I want to be a society vampire, you see.”

“I'm probably going to delete Twitter. Instagram is not as bad because I can't really see what people say, but [on] Twitter it's just so easy to see everything. So I'm probably going to have to end up deleting that.”

“The difference between how you look and how you see yourself is enough to kill most people. And maybe the reason vampires don’t die is because they can never see themselves in photographs or mirrors.”