“I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.”

“I just hope I don't become so blissful I become boring. I think I'll always be neurotic enough to do something weird.”

“Sometimes, when I have to do something I don't want to do, I pretend I'm a character from a book. It's easier to know what they would do.”

“I still don't understand what a sea god would be doing in Atlanta."
Leo snorted. "What's a wine god doing in Kansas? Gods are weird.”

“I don't pretend to know what people are meant for," said Madame Merle. "I only know what I can do with them.”

“Soldiers don't complain… I am not going to do it; I will pretend this is part of a war.”

“I know what to do with my life. I just don't know what to do with this one night.”

“What do you do when it rains?"
The captain answered frankly. "I get wet.”

“It’s weird that there are so many people at Harvard who do amazing things outside the classroom. It just so happens that people like to watch what I do.”

“I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.”