“If you want to communicate an idea to a man's brain, you must talk to him through his pecker. It's like an ear horn, y'all.”
Variant: If you want to communicate an idea to a man's brain, talk to him through his pecker. It's like an ear horn, y'all.
Source: Lothaire
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“You want to talk to someone: first open your ears.”

Addresses to the German Nation (1807), Second Address : "The General Nature of the New Education". Chicago and London, The Open Court Publishing Company, 1922, p. 21
Paraphrased variant: The schools must fashion the person, and fashion him in such a way that he simply cannot will otherwise than what you wish him to will.

“The man who wants you to trust him is the one you must fear the most.”
Source: The Final Empire