“Love is just a system for getting someone to call you Darling after sex.”
Source: Talking It Over
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Speaker's Handbook of Epigrams and Witticisms (1955), p. 69.
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“Words of love you whisper soft and true
Darling I love you.”
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“By getting married, the woman has consented to sex, and I don't think you can call it rape.”
[J.T., Leonard, http://www.sunjournal.com/story/205234-3/LewistonAuburn/Schlafly_cranks_up_agitation_at_Bates/, Schlafly cranks up agitation at Bates, Sun Journal, 2007-03-29, 2007-03-30]
Source: Systemantics: the underground text of systems lore, 1986, p. 27 cited in: Kevin Kelly (1988) Signal: communication tools for the information age. p. 7