“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.”
Will Rogers (1879–1935) American humorist and entertainer
The Illiterate Digest (1924)
Source: Where I'm Calling From: New and Selected Stories
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.”
Will Rogers (1879–1935) American humorist and entertainer
The Illiterate Digest (1924)
Will Rogers (1879–1935) American humorist and entertainer
"Warning to Jokers: Lay off the Prince"
The Illiterate Digest (1924)
Hovhannes Bagramyan (1897–1982) Soviet military commander
Quoted in "I. C. Bagramyan: A Photo Album About A Soviet Marshal" - Yerevan - 1987
W. Somerset Maugham (1874–1965) British playwright, novelist, short story writer
The Mixture As Before (1940) "The Treasure"
Short Stories
Eric Roth (1945) American screenwriter
Source: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Screenplay
“Am I miffed now? No! It's the best thing that could have happened. We were saved! We were saved!”
Alex Salmond (1954) Scottish National Party politician and former First Minister of Scotland
“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
Source: Autobiography of Mark Twain, Volume 1 (2010), p. 210.
Context: For many years I believed that I remembered helping my grandfather drink his whisky toddy when I was six weeks old, but I do not tell about that any more, now; I am grown old, and my memory is not as active as it used to be. When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying, now, and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the latter. It is sad to go to pieces like this, but we all have to do it.
“Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.”
Quentin Crisp book The Naked Civil Servant
Source: The Naked Civil Servant (1968), Ch. 18
“A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House…”
Adlai Stevenson (1900–1965) mid-20th-century Governor of Illinois and Ambassador to the UN
Speech in Washington D.C. (13 December 1952)
“Yesterday, a funny thing happened to me on my way to the Conclave.”
Pope John Paul I (1912–1978) 263rd Pope of the Catholic Church
Address to the crowd in St Peter's Square (27 August 1978), the day after his election, as quoted in In God's Name (1987) by David Yallop, p. 132