“Don't swear off all the fruits just because you ate one bad apple.”

“As for will, woman should be consideredto man for Eve ate of the apple for love of knowledge and learning, but Adam ate of it merely because she asked him.”

“If you put good apples into a bad situation, you’ll get bad apples.”

“Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese.”

“I don't like the idea of fruit being all turned on because of cream being poured on it. How then can you eat that fruit?”

“Fruit… it's just God showing off. "Look at all the colours I know!"”

“There are many who claim that Apple is not a "one-man" company. Baloney. Apple was always a one-man company. Most firms that pull off the sort of "flash and jizz" game that Apple has are -- it's just reality. But now that's gone and (literally) eaten by worms.”

“Women been gittin' pregnant ever since Eve ate that apple.”

“One time, when I was really little, I climbed a tree and ate these green, sour apples. My stomach swelled and became hard like a drum, it hurt a lot. Mother said that if I'd just waited for the apples to ripen, I wouldn't have become sick. So now, whenever I really want something, I try to remember what she said about the apples.”

“Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first.”