“Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.”

“In the past, men created witches: now they create mental patients.”

“‘Trans’ women are not women. They are men with mental problems.”

“The only person who is a worse liar than a faith healer is his patient.”

“Women are all female impersonators to some degree.”

“In the future, women will increasingly want men who can nurture them and connect with them.”

“The entire legal profession - lawyers, judges, law teachers - has become so mesmerized with the stimulation of the courtroom contest that we tend to forget that we ought to be healers - healers of conflicts. Doctors, in spite of astronomical medical costs, still retain a high degree of public confidence, because they are perceived as healers. Should lawyers not be healers? Healers, not warriors? Healers, not procurers? Healers, not hired guns?”

“Recognizing the equality of all men and women, we are willing and able to lift the weak, cradle those who hurt, and nurture the bonds that tie us together as one nation under God.”

“All self-help authors are like babysitters. Because they have to lead and nurture us until we are mentally fit to accomplish anything in life.”

“No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.”