“I like em young, dumb, and hung." Reign the Radiant”

“Perhaps not," said Will, who had ears like a bat's. "But I would make a radiant bride.”

“The bride was young and beautiful, the bridegroom stern and old,—
But the silken rein was hung with pearls, the housings bright with gold.”

“I like Brando's acting … and James Dean … and Richard Widmark. Quite a few of 'em I like.”

“I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband.”

“People assume that I'm wiser than I am because I'm somewhat successful. Age does not bring you wisdom, age brings you wrinkles. If you're dumb when you're young, you're going to be dumb when you're old.”

“I like to feel dumb. That’s how I know there’s more in the world than me.”

“The night you gave me my birthday party… you were a young Lieutenant and I was a fragrant phantom, wasn't I? And it was a radiant night, a night of soft conspiracy and the trees agreed that it was all going to be for the best.”

“My brain is hung like a horse!”

“It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.”