“En vieillissant, le whisky gagne en platitude ce qu'il perd en infamie. On peut y conserver ses bébés mort en bas Armagnac.”
Dictionnaire superflu
Pierre Desproges 55
humoriste français 1939–1988Citations similaires

Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep!
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep!
But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby!
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Paroles de chansons

Sooner or later you're gonna be mine, sooner or later you're gonna be fine.
Baby, it's time that you face it, I always get my man.
Sooner or later you're gonna decide, sooner or later there's nowhere to hide.
Baby, it's time, so why waste it in chatter? Let's settle the matter.
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Paroles de chansons

“Le whisky est le cognac du con.”
Dictionnaire superflu

“Un mort se fout complètement de qui a gagné la guerre.”
, 1961

“La vie a perdu contre la mort, mais la mémoire gagne dans son combat contre le néant.”
Les Abus de la mémoire, 1995

“Les arènes, avec le Seaquarium, sont mes bébés.”

Something traumatic happened to me when I was younger. I was with this old black woman, and she was very wise, very Alice Walker, The Color Purple… She looked at me and she says, "Baby…you know I used to be able to fly but I can't fly no more, baby. But baby, you...? You too fat to fly."
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Drunk with Power