“There's two empty seats right middle - this is supposed to be sold out, where are they? I hope they're dead in a fucking car crash!”
Stand-up, The Last Days of Sodom (2012)
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“There's no reason to be in the car when the car crashes even if you love the car.”

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Source: The Heroin Diaries: A Year In The Life Of A Shattered Rock Star

On Literature, Revolution, Entropy and Other Matters (1923)
Context: Ask point blank: What is revolution?
Some people will answer, paraphrasing Louis XIV: We are the revolution. Others will answer by the calendar, naming the month and the day. Still others will give you an ABC answer. But if we are to go on from the ABC to syllables, the answer will be this:
Two dead, dark stars collide with an inaudible, deafening crash and light a new star: this is revolution. A molecule breaks away from its orbit and, bursting into a neighboring atomic universe, gives birth to a new chemical element: this is revolution. Lobachevsky cracks the walls of the millennia old Euclidean world with a single book, opening a path to innumerable non-Euclidean spaces: this is revolution.
Revolution is everywhere, in everything. It is infinite. There is no final revolution, no final number. The social revolution is only one of an infinite number of numbers: the law of revolution is not a social law, but an immeasurably greater one. It is a cosmic, universal law — like the laws of the conservation of energy and of the dissipation of energy (entropy).<!-- Some day, an exact formula for the law of revolution will be established. And in this formula, nations, classes, stars — and books — will be expressed as numerical quantities.


“Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or I´ll eat your dog!”
Talking to a member of the K-9 unit when pulled over
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“I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked 5 twos!”
Playing With Your Head (1986)