“You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile.”

“Money can't buy you happiness, but happiness isn't everything.”

“What good is money if it can't buy happiness?”

“I guess money can't buy happiness if you shop in the wrong places.”

“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”

“Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it.”

“"You can't buy love with money." Only a poor person says that.”

“If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.”

“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”

“Whoever opined "Money can't buy you happiness" obviously had far too much of the stuff.”