“Nothing like washing helicopter dicks to make your day a little brighter.”

“One day the water's gonna wash it away
One day the water's gonna wash it away
One day the water's gonna wash it away
And on that day, nothing clever to say.”

“If you can make it through the night, there's a brighter day.”

“For every dark night, there's a brighter day. ”

“Make your ego porous. Will is of little importance, complaining is nothing, fame is nothing. Openness, patience, receptivity, solitude is everything.”

“Cherish the people who make up your home, and you'll notice the hearth fires burn brighter than ever before.”

“The example of the five (daily) prayers is like that of a clear-water river flowing in front of your houses in which a person washes himself five times a day – cleansing him from all dirt.”

“If you make a decision in your life, even one as eminently logical and self-improving as "Why'd you start washing your hair every day?" and you start getting questioned hourly about it, you're going to start second-guessing yourself.”

“I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist. They call me 'Slim Roethlisberger!'”

“Friends, there is nothing like your own family to make you appreciate strangers!”