“Magazine journalism is worth remembering. They're mostly gone now, but for a long time magazines played a significant role in the life of the country. If you wanted to understand what the rest of the world was like, you read magazines.”

“The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.”

“Objective journalism and an opinion column are about as similar as the Bible and Playboy magazine.”

“I assume most guitar players are like me. They're playing, having fun; then they get a magazine in the mail that says "Shred Is Dead" and they say, "What the Hell?"”

“People who read my magazine wax their turtles all the time.”

“Just because you read it in a magazine,
Or see it on a TV screen
Don't make it factual.”

“The road to enlightenment is long and difficult, and you should try not to forget snacks and magazines.”

“I'm sitting in the bus station, minding my own business, reading ‘Ta-Da!’ magazine; a magazine by and for gay magicians, but that's a different story.”

“Ninety-nine percent of what you read about investing in magazines and newspapers, and 100% of what you hear on television is worse than useless.”

“I learned early on to stay away from gossip magazines and reviews. That stuff just makes you unhappy, and I know actors that read everything that's written about them and they're miserable. You can choose what to let into your life.”