“To dance and prance
Is elegant and neat.
To wine and dine on red port wine
Is such a tasty treat. To eat and sit where you've just shit!
Is not so bloody sweet!”

“Sweet berry wine!”

“You've been nipping at cook's wine!!”

“The first duty of wine is to be red. The second is to be a Burgundy.”

“So Marigold, my love, you've had too much to drink

And I need not remind you, our discount tickets for this sinking ship

Take-backs and sweet regrets, that's all that we have left

No one is looking out for anyone but number one

One to one, two to dance, we all get our sweet romance

Though sour grapes will turn to wine it's all just vinegar with time”

“Houston women I wine-and-dine and take to the house
My moral compass is janky, it breaks in the South”

“Red, red wine
Go to my head.
Make me forget that I
Still need her so.Red, red wine,
It's up to you.
All I can do, I've done.
But memories won't go.
No, memories won't go.”

“Thou water turn'st to wine, fair friend of life;
Thy foe, to cross the sweet arts of Thy reign,
Distils from thence the tears of wrath and strife,
And so turns wine to water back again.”

“The wine glasses are empty except for that one undrinkable red spot at the bottom.”

“Maybe the guy drank red wine or beer with breakfast instead of milk.”