“Its like Dr. Doolittle in this fucking house here.”

“Who the fuck are you? Get out of my house…and take that fucking bulldozer with you.”

“Well I’m here, you know? Your house is a medley of disgusting smells, there’s nothing to eat, everybody’s wearing bathrobes, there’s no bar, I can’t fuck anybody. Why am I here?”

“Bodies like wrecking balls fuck, fuck with dynamite.”

“I like the word fuck. Fucking deal with it and move on to the first fucking question you have.”

“[after one of his dogs urinated in the bedroom] Who pissed!!? Who pissed on my fucking carpet!?! That bastard fucking dog man. I'm going to throw you in the pool! Get the fuck out of my house! Why do they do it Sharon? Whats the deal man? It's a fucking terrorist man! It's fucking part of Bin Laden's gang! Fucking Ali Baba used to go work on this rug.”

“…as you'll know, the word 'fuck' sort of is used quite a lot in my house. Now, that's not to say, I think to say 'fuck this' or 'fuck you' a lot more, so it should be entered into the English language, because it has a lot more impact when you say, 'I fucking hate this thing.”

“We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!”

“I came here on Concorde today… and I arrived before I fucking left!”

“If you want to remain on this detail, get your fucking ass over here and grab those bags.”