Alice Cooper (1948) American rock singer, songwriter and musician
Interview with Nick Harper in The Guardian (28 November 2003).
Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python.
Interview with Nick Harper in The Guardian (28 November 2003).
Alice Cooper (1948) American rock singer, songwriter and musician
Interview with Nick Harper in The Guardian (28 November 2003).
“You beat your pate, and fancy wit will come;
Knock as you please, there's nobody at home.”
Jonathan Swift (1667–1745) Anglo-Irish satirist, essayist, and poet
On a Dull Writer, reported in John Hawkesworth, The Works of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Dean of St. Patrick's, Dublin (1754), p. 265. Alternately attributed to Alexander Pope by Bartlett's Quotations, 10th Edition (1919). Compare: "His wit invites you by his looks to come, But when you knock, it never is at home", William Cowper, Conversation, line 303
Disputed
“You beat your pate, and fancy wit will come;
Knock as you please, there's nobody at home.”
Alexander Pope (1688–1744) eighteenth century English poet
Credited as Epigram: An Empty House (1727), or On a Dull Writer; alternately attributed to Jonathan Swift in John Hawkesworth, The Works of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Dean of St. Patrick's, Dublin (1754), p. 265. Compare: "His wit invites you by his looks to come, But when you knock, it never is at home", William Cowper, Conversation, line 303.
Misattributed
“Nothing beats 2 guitars, drum and bass.”
Lou Reed (1942–2013) American musician
In the liner notes of New York
Hans Zimmer (1957) German film composer and music producer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGPoJvQhhKk at 2:56
William Safire (1929–2009) American journalist
As quoted in The Quotable Politician https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Special:BookSources/159228132X, William B. Whitman, Global Pequot (2003), p. 60. <br class="br">Letter to H. R. Haldeman
“You mean nothing to no one but that's nobody's fault.”
Conor Oberst (1980) American musician
Soul Singer in a Session Band
Cassadaga (2007)
“The stream flows,
The wind blows,
The cloud fleets,
The heart beats,
Nothing will die.”
Alfred, Lord Tennyson (1809–1892) British poet laureate
Nothing Will Die (1830)
Context: When will the stream be aweary of flowing
Under my eye?
When will the wind be aweary of blowing
Over the sky?
When will the clouds be aweary of fleeting?
When will the heart be aweary of beating?
And nature die?
Never, oh! never, nothing will die;
The stream flows,
The wind blows,
The cloud fleets,
The heart beats,
Nothing will die.
“Yes, I deserve a spring–I owe nobody nothing.”
Virginia Woolf (1882–1941) English writer
Source: A Writer's Diary