“My hairdresser calls me the Romanian window cleaner”

“I call it God Light, because it reminds me of heaven. Every time the light shines through the window we built or any window at all, you'll know I'm right there with you, okay? That's going to be me. I'll be the light in the window.”

“Tree at my window, window tree,
My sash is lowered when night comes on;
But let there never be curtain drawn
Between you and me.”

“Let me fall out of the window/
With confetti in my hair”

“They'd be no threat to me. I have a black belt in Haiku. And a black vest in the cleaners.”

“A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphysics of books.”

“Now you get to watch her leave out the window, Guess that's why they call it 'window pane.”

“The role of television is the illusion of company, noise. I call it the fifth wall and the second window: the window of illusion.”

“Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me.”

“I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed me bang in the face.”