
"A Mock Columnist, Amok" http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/14/opinion/14dowd.html, in The New York Times (14 October 2007)
Look Who Has a Shot at the Nobel Peace Prize https://archive.is/20130630105822/www.time.com/time/columnist/klein/article/0,9565,1037629,00.html, March 13, 2005.
"A Mock Columnist, Amok" http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/14/opinion/14dowd.html, in The New York Times (14 October 2007)
"Trump called Bush a liar & he won South Carolina (Nevada, too)," http://www.unz.com/imercer/trump-called-bush-a-liar-he-won-south-carolina-nevada-too/ The Unz Review, February 27, 2016.
2010s, 2016
“She deserved the Nobel Prize for her work.”
Often said by Hubble about Henrietta Swan Leavitt.
“George H. W. Bush - "King George the 1st" - Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police”
Biafra's Nicknames for Various Political Figures
“Karrin Murphy: I'm pretty sure there's no Nobel prize for pornography.”
The Dresden Files, Blood Rites (2004)
1990s, Long Walk to Freedom (1995)
“The fate of the nation is in my hands and I've got a booger. - as George W. Bush”
Radio From Hell (January 11, 2007)
“Well, I just want to say that George W. Bush is the syphilis president.”
As quoted in "Kurt Vonnegut's 'Stardust Memory'" http://www.freepress.org/columns/display/7/2006/1326, Harvey Wasserman, The Free Press (4 March 2006)
Various interviews