“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.”

—  Jackie Mason

Quoted in [Bill, Maxwell, In gloomy times, let's try to find a sense of humor, http://www.sptimes.com/2002/07/07/Columns/In_gloomy_times__let_.shtml, 2002-07-07, 2008-10-04, St. Petersburg Times]

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American rabbi and comedian 1931

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