“The Kit-Kat candy bar has the name 'Kit-Kat' imprinted into the chocolate… That robs you of chocolate! That is a clever chocolate saving technique. I go down to the factory "You owe me some letters!"”

— Mitch Hedberg

Mitch All Together (2003)

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American stand-up comedian 1968–2005

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