“I was such a large sperm, my mother went into labor during conception.”

—  Brad Garrett

When the Balls Drop https://books.google.com/books?idlLydBAAAQBAJ&pgPT0 (2015), Chapter 1, "I Was a Ten-Pound Preemie."

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