“People say ‘my phone sucks.’ No it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.”

—  Louis C.K.

http://splitsider.com/2013/02/the-annotated-wisdom-of-louis-c-k/ (2011)

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American comedian and actor 1967

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