“There's a few reasons you don't see black people at my shows. One is because, obviously, black people have slower internet connections. I mean, that would be my guess. I don't know.”

—  Dave Chappelle

Comedy specials, The Age of Spin: Dave Chappelle Live at the Hollywood Palladium (2017)

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