“I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name and apparently that's the key to the whole thing right there. I go in every few weeks and guess.”

—  Paula Poundstone

" Women of the Night http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295037/", HBO, 1988.

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