“His explanation for the "signs"
I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.”

— Bill Engvall

Here's Your Sign (1996)
Here's Your Sign

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American comedian and actor 1957

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