“Dana Gould: The amazing talking man”

“Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)”

“It's amazing how we can do things simultaneously, like talking and not listening.”

“I am constantly amazed by man's inhumanity to man.”

“The amazing miracle of death, when one second you're walking and talking, and the next second you're an object.”

“It amazes me that there's been a fuss over me cursing when there's rappers talking about killing people.”

“I love you breathlessly, my amazing man.”

“What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this."
"Amazing at pure suck," Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that.”

“I was amazed to receive later a substantial sum for sitting in my room and talking about myself. If only I could get some of the back pay!”

“The Bible talks of purposeful creation. What we have, however, is an amazing amount of order; and when we see order, in our experience it normally reflects purpose.”