“Do you know like, when you're a bloke nudist, Do you ever get any who just have like a small knob?”

“Alan, you seem to think we won't like you unless you do things just like everyone else. Have you ever thought we might like you because you're different?”

“I know it's important to do more than just complain when there's something you don't like. You need to try to do something about it, or you're nothing but a whiner.”

“Georgie doesn't like babies do you Georgie? Some days, Georgie, I think you behave like a bloke.”

“You're still a part of everything I do, you're on my heart just like a tattoo,
Just like a tattoo, I'll always have you.”

“If you've ever bought drugs before, you understand that for some bizarre reason you have to feign this relationship with your dealer. It's like you're not really going to him to buy drugs. You're going for a social visit. Drugs are the surprise that just happens when you get there. "Oh, hash? I didn't know!" And he's talkin' to you and you're tryin' to be interested, you know, "Oh yeah? No, really…I love Foghat. No, seriously." And inside you're like, "Just fuckin' give it! I hate you. Your house smells like cat pee!"”

“We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.”

“Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.”

“Don't ever write anything you don't like yourself and if you do like it, don't take anyone's advice about changing it. They just don't know.”

“I can't think again. Not ever again. I don't know if you've ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a thousand years. Or just not exist. Or just not be aware that you do exist. Or something like that.”