Robyn Hitchcock (1953) English singer-songwriter and guitarist
' CD booklet (Chapel Hill, NC: Yep Roc Records, 2007) p. 4.
The Pale Horse (1961)
Robyn Hitchcock (1953) English singer-songwriter and guitarist
' CD booklet (Chapel Hill, NC: Yep Roc Records, 2007) p. 4.
“Life is good when you have a good sandwich.”
Keanu Reeves (1964) Canadian actor, director, producer and musician
Jim Gaffigan (1966) comedian, actor, author
That bacon tray is always at the end of the buffet, you always regret all the stuff on your plate. "What am I doing with all this worthless fruit? I should have waited! If I had known you were here I would've waited...."
King Baby
“How the fuck you feed a tree?…What…you put a ham sandwich on the tree?”
Ozzy Osbourne (1948) English heavy metal vocalist and songwriter
The Osbournes television show
Bill Bailey (1965) English comedian, musician, actor, TV and radio presenter and author
Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra (2008)
“We smoke the bacon so you don’t have to.”
Scott Adams (1957) cartoonist, writer
"Menus: Free Range California Chicken", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php, <br class="br">Restaurant menus
“You don’t know if they got a ham sandwich in their hand they’re gonna hit you with or what!”
Bill Bailey (Spanish Civil War veteran) (1910–1995) American labor activist
Context: Well, first of all, if you’re not—if you’ve never been on a soap box, it’s sort of awkward. You get up on a chair, and you look out—‘specially when the guy will precede you by saying “And the next speaker is Bill Bailey, a member of the Marine Workers Industrial Union, and a great—and this, and on—“, you know. They give you a big razzle-dazzle, and you get up there and you look out over a couple of hundred faces… Nobody’s laughing, no expression, you know, no nothing… You don’t know if they got a ham sandwich in their hand they’re gonna hit you with or what! And you’re supposed to razzle-dazzle them, you know, stir them, you know, really get ‘em up to where they’re screamin’ “Bloody murder!” Well, you know, and you get up there, and you’re mouth is dry, you know. Butterflies in your stomach. I mean, you’re complete emotional, ready to collapse, and the first thing you said to yourself, “I wish an earthquake takes place at this very minute,” you know. But anyway…! Like anything else, you take a deep breath, and you say your first word. And the second one comes out a little bit easier, after you get the word “Fellow-worker”, you know, out of your mouth—that’s the way it is. Then, bit by bit, you start warming up.