“Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.”

“(Insert Goaltender here) just lost his liquor license.”

“Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain,
With grammar, and nonsense, and learning;
Good liquor, I stoutly maintain,
Gives genus a better discerning.”

“Big Tim made money out of liquor—sellin’ it to other people. That’s the only way to get good out of liquor. p. 79”

“This is a good place," he said.
"There's a lot of liquor," I agreed.”

“Liquor doesn’t make you feel better. Just makes you not so worried about feeling bad.”

“I don't drink liquor. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.”

“What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.”

“Done is better than good.”

“Everything’s better with some wine in the belly, as a famous character from Game of Thrones would say.”