“An itinerant masseur, massaging the politically erogenous zones.”

“This man is the bee's knees, Arthur, he is the wasp's nipples. He is, I would go so far as to say, the entire set of erogenous zones of every major flying insect of the Western world.”

“I went there for a massage.”

“A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!”

“If you get massages, you'll never need another sleeping pill.”

“The minute you start compromising for the sake of massaging somebody's ego, that's it, game over.”

“This was no time for thinking. Thought in combat was a luxury about as appropriate as a hot bath and massage.”

“I am for joining a free trade zone. The European Union is not such zone, but a zone of raging bureaucracy which stears every hectolitre of wine, and every tone of beef.”

“It's good to be out of your comfort zone. Just don't step out of your gift zone.”

“The last time I looked at September 11th, an American street was a war zone. There was a street in Virginia that was a war zone.”