“I was born near the Po and it is the only respectable river in all Italy. To be respectable, a river must flow through a plain because water was created to stay horizontal and only when it is perfectly horizontal does it preserve its natural dignity. Niagara falls is an embarrassing phenomenon, like a man who walks on his hands.”

The Little World
Don Camillo and the Prodigal Sun (1952)

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Italian journalist, cartoonist and humorist 1908–1968

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