“Johnnie, the nice thing about citing God as an authority is that you can prove anything you set out to prove. It’s just a matter of selecting the proper postulates, then insisting that your postulates are ‘inspired.’ Then no one can possibly prove that you are wrong.”

— Robert A. Heinlein, book If This Goes On

If This Goes On— (p. 432)
Short fiction, The Past Through Tomorrow (1967)

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American science fiction author 1907–1988

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