
On being a working musician on the West Coast, in conversation with Lana Del Rey, Dazed http://www.dazeddigital.com/music/article/35578/1/lana-del-rey-courtney-love-lust-for-life (April 2017)
2014–2017
Tweet https://twitter.com/sentedcruz/status/358735839909515264 (20 July 2013)
2010s
On being a working musician on the West Coast, in conversation with Lana Del Rey, Dazed http://www.dazeddigital.com/music/article/35578/1/lana-del-rey-courtney-love-lust-for-life (April 2017)
2014–2017
Gary Player – Great Golfer, Better Human Being, WorldGolf.com, Kyle Dalton, 2008-12-09 http://www.worldgolf.com/course-design/gary-player-profile.htm,
“Drugs will turn you into your parents.”
“First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.”
“Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.”
“Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.”
Though Keillor has been quoted on the internet and in print as having made this or a similar remark, such expressions have been made by others, and may have originated with Billy Sunday, who is quoted as having said "Going to church on Sunday does not make you a Christian any more than going into a garage makes you an automobile!" in Press, Radio, Television, Periodicals, Public Relations, and Advertising, As Seen through Institutes and Special Occasions of the Henry W. Grady School of Journalism (1967) edited by John Eldridge Drewry.
Disputed
As quoted in "Jamie Chung is finally over her fear of commitment" in New York Post (14 April 2015) https://nypost.com/2015/04/14/once-reluctant-bride-jamie-chung-is-ready-to-walk-down-the-aisle/
“You cannot let your parents anywhere near your real humiliations.”
Source: Open Secrets (1994)
A Fresh Look at Empiricism: 1927-42 (1996), p. 544
Attributed from posthumous publications