“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality
October 1991, quoted in the Tri-City Herald, published in Kennewick, Washington. <br class="br">Former Gov. Dixy Lee Ray, speaking at a Forward Washington conference in Pasco, warned her audience against misuse of statistics. The Tri-City Herald quoted the always quotable Ray as saying: 'Beware of averages. The average person has one breast and one testicle.' — Jean Godden, " How Many Lawyers Do You Need To Fry Spam? http://community.seattletimes.nwsource.com/archive/?date=19911009&slug=1309893", October 9, 1991, Seattle Times. Accessed 29 August 2012.
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality
Brian Tracy (1944) American motivational speaker and writer
Patrick Bond (1961) American academic
Source: South Africa and Global Apartheid: Continental and International Policies (2003), p. 8
Steve Keen (1953) Australian economist
Source: Debunking Economics - The Naked Emperor Of The Social Sciences (2001), Chapter 10, The Price Is Not Right, p. 235
William Feller (1906–1970) Croatian-American mathematician
Source: An Introduction To Probability Theory And Its Applications (Third Edition), Chapter XIV, Random Walk And Ruin Problems, p. 349.
“I'm an average person. Is just that I like reading.”
Haruki Murakami (1949) Japanese author, novelist
IQ84 (2009-2010)
Variant: I'm a very ordinary human being; I just happen to like reading books.
Source: 1Q84 BOOK 1
“The attitude of the average person to the world they live in is completely selfish.”
Gerald Durrell (1925–1995) naturalist, zookeeper, conservationist, author and television presenter
Two in the Bush (1966)
Context: The attitude of the average person to the world they live in is completely selfish. When I take people round to see my animals, one of the first questions they ask (unless the animal is cute and appealing) is, "what use is it?" by which they mean, "what use is it to them?" To this one can reply "What use is the Acropolis?" Does a creature have to be of direct material use to mankind in order to exist? By and large, by asking the question "what use is it?" you are asking the animal to justify its existence without having justified your own.
“One of the greatest delusions of the average man is to forget that life is death's prisoner.”
Emil M. Cioran (1911–1995) Romanian philosopher and essayist
On the Heights of Despair (1934)
Roosh Valizadeh (1979) American writer and men's rights activist
6 November 2006 http://www.rooshv.com/womanly-advice