“I graduated second to last in my class. I was a fat kid. I was bullied by others.”
Jimmy John Liautaud (1964) Jimmy John's Owner, Founder, & Chairman
she asked, twisting in her seat to look at the tips of the parapets getting smaller behind the hills. "Because that's the last time we'll ever see it."
Source: My Share Of The Task (2013), p. 22
“I graduated second to last in my class. I was a fat kid. I was bullied by others.”
Jimmy John Liautaud (1964) Jimmy John's Owner, Founder, & Chairman
Louis L'Amour (1908–1988) Novelist, short story writer
Source: The Lonesome Gods (1983), Ch. 1, first lines
Smedley D. Butler (1881–1940) United States Marine Corps General, 2 time Medal of Honor recipient and activist
From a speech (1933)
“The first time I saw him again, it was another year, at my college graduation. And I just knew.”
Jenny Han (1980) American writer
Source: We'll Always Have Summer
Albrecht Thaer (1752–1828) German agronomist and an avid supporter of the humus theory for plant nutrition
My Life and Confessions, for Philippine, 1786
“I had a very lonely New Year's this year. I had to watch my own balls drop.”
Jay London (1966) American comedian
One-liners
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
Not found in Twain's works, this was attributed to him in Reader's Digest (September 1939): no prior attribution known. Mark Twain’s father died when Twain was eleven years old.
Disputed
Variant: When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.