
“I graduated second to last in my class. I was a fat kid. I was bullied by others.”
she asked, twisting in her seat to look at the tips of the parapets getting smaller behind the hills. "Because that's the last time we'll ever see it."
Source: My Share Of The Task (2013), p. 22
“I graduated second to last in my class. I was a fat kid. I was bullied by others.”
Source: The Lonesome Gods (1983), Ch. 1, first lines
From a speech (1933)
“The first time I saw him again, it was another year, at my college graduation. And I just knew.”
Source: We'll Always Have Summer
My Life and Confessions, for Philippine, 1786
“I had a very lonely New Year's this year. I had to watch my own balls drop.”
One-liners
Not found in Twain's works, this was attributed to him in Reader's Digest (September 1939): no prior attribution known. Mark Twain’s father died when Twain was eleven years old.
Disputed
Variant: When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.