“The key to good management is keeping the nine guys who hate your guts away from the nine guys who haven't made up their minds.”

“There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's OK. Just spell my name right.”

“this song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'we hate you, please die.”

“I don't care about the little guy. I just hate the big guy. I hate big smug people who think they can get away with things.”

“(Television) Angry women beat up shoe salesman who posed as gynecologist. (Sylvia) I hate guys who do that.”

“I've sort of gotten into the habit of looking for the vulnerable guy, the guy who makes mistakes, the guy who can't figure things out all the time but keeps at it.”

“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live”

“This is your heart. Keep it locked until the chap turns up who has the key.”

“You knew exactly who the good guys were and who were the bad guys just by the chord: the good guys got a perfect fifth - strong, compassionate - the bad guys got an augmented fourth… Just a semitone, but sometimes in life when you make the wrong choices, it's just a semitone out.”

“For some reason, I'm the guy people love to hate, which I think is weird. People who know me find that very strange, but for some reason, I am. I don't mind being that guy - I have fun with it.”