“A wedding. According to Chris, they didn't die on the boat. They got washed up on a shore in a jungle island. The queen gave birth to a baby boy. They build a treehouse. They get eaten by a leopard…”

Twitter Post on Bhutan's Queen giving birth to a baby boy, quoted on India.com (February 7, 2016), "President Pranab Mukherjee congratulates Bhutan Royal couple on birth of baby boy" http://www.india.com/news/india/president-pranab-mukherjee-congratulates-bhutan-royal-couple-on-birth-of-baby-boy-925822/

As quoted in Playboy (February 1985)
1980s

Hannity
Fox News
Television
2011-03-25
Hannity Says It's "Not True" That Obama Has Shown His Birth Certificate
Media Matters for America
2011-03-25
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201103250042
2011-03-30

Misquoted by Mitt Romney &quot; These Hands http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLZpMFbxyxU&quot; campaign ad () <br class="br">[2012-07-19, Romney video deceptively edits Obama speech to make it sound anti-business, Greg, Sargent, The Plum Line, The Washington Post, http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/post/the-morning-plum-romney-video-deceptively-edits-obama-speech-to-make-it-sound-anti-business/2012/07/19/gJQAoRpavW_blog.html, 2012-10-08] <br class="br">The Web version of the ad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lr49t4-2b8 uses a &lt;span style=&quot;color:grey&quot;&gt;longer misquote&lt;/span&gt;: &quot;If you&#x27;ve been successful, you didn&#x27;t get there on your own. You didn&#x27;t get there on your own. I&#x27;m always struck by people who think, &quot;well, it must be because I was just so smart.&quot; There are a lot of smart people out there. &quot;It must be because I worked harder than everybody else.&quot; Let me tell you something — if you&#x27;ve got a business, you didn&#x27;t build that. Somebody else made that happen. <br class="br">Splices two parts of a speech in Roanoke, Virginia on (see above). Full quote: <br class="br">&lt;p&gt;There are a lot of wealthy, successful Americans who agree with me — because they want to give something back. They know they didn&#x27;t — look, &lt;span style=&quot;color:darkgrey&quot;&gt;if you&#x27;ve been successful, you didn&#x27;t get there on your own.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;color:grey&quot;&gt;You didn&#x27;t get there on your own. I&#x27;m always struck by people who think, &quot;well, it must be because I was just so smart.&quot; There are a lot of smart people out there. &quot;It must be because I worked harder than everybody else.&quot; Let me tell you something —&lt;/span&gt; there are a whole bunch of hardworking people out there.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges; &lt;span style=&quot;color:darkgrey&quot;&gt;if you&#x27;ve got a business, you didn&#x27;t build that. Somebody else made that happen.&lt;/span&gt; The Internet didn&#x27;t get invented on its own. Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet.&lt;/p&gt; <br class="br">Misattributed

Compare: "I saw you riding 'round in your brand new automobile/ Yes I saw you ridin' around, babe, in your brand new automobile/ Yes you was sitting there happy with your handsome driver at the wheel/ In your brand new automobile." Lightnin' Hopkins, Automobile Blues.
Song lyrics, Blonde on Blonde (1966), Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat

Ben
Death of a Salesman (1949)
Source: Arthur Miller's Death of a Salesman

Source: Kiss of the Night

"Wood and Nails"
Blue Walls and The Big Sky (1995)

Mere Anarchy (2007)