“Mad cow disease, monkey pox, bird flu, mosquito viruses — did the animal kingdom have a meeting? "Who here is tired of being food and clothing? … Cows, get on it… MOO!"”

—  Christopher Titus

The Fifth-Annual End-of-the-World Tour (2007)

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