“Rumor, I fear, is scarcely as accurate as he is rapid.”

“The media, itself an arm of mega-corporate power, feeds the fear industry, so that people are primed like pumps to support wars on rumor, innuendo, legends, and lies.”

“On rumors: I've heard some pretty bad rumors…that I'm gay. If I want to go to a party with a few male friends, it doesn't mean that I'm gay. I don't see why I can't have friends of both sexes without rumors being spread about me. It's crazy.”

“Don't forget this, too: Rumors aren't interested in the unsensational story; rumors don't care what's true.”

“Memory… is an internal rumor.”

“Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring hikers out in the Broken into thinking he was Bigfoot.”

“I observe the physician, with the same diligence, as he the disease; I see he fears, and I fear with him…”

“Rumors are spread by jealous people”

“I don't have to listen to rumors about a man when I can judge him for myself.”

“Patrick: One of my favorite rumors about myself is that I am 31, which is just about 10 years off, so…
Pete: He's 41, you mother fuckers.”