“When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”
Edward Abbey (1927–1989) American author and essayist
Source: The New Canada (1992), Chapter Two, Transitions, p. 33
“When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”
Edward Abbey (1927–1989) American author and essayist
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.”
Groucho Marx (1890–1977) American comedian
This may be original with Groucho, but the Quote Investigator http://quoteinvestigator.com/category/jim-brewer/ mentions the earliest report found in a 1958 issue of Boy's Life magazine where it is attributed to Jim Brewer. <br class="br">Misattributed <br class="br">Variant: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. <br class="br">Source: The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
“In Aberdeen, I hated my best friends with a passion, because they were idiots.”
Kurt Cobain (1967–1994) American musician and artist
As quoted in The Daily Of The University Of Washington (1989-05-05).
Interviews (1989-1994), Print
Jerome David Salinger (1919–2010) American writer
As quoted in The Twentieth Century (1972) by Caroline Farrar Ware, p. 429
John Muir (1838–1914) Scottish-born American naturalist and author
Terry Gifford, LLO, page 696
1900s, Stickeen (1909)
“You’re my best friend, Shmuel,’ he said. ‘My best friend for life.”
John Boyne (1971) Irish novelist, author of children's and youth fiction
Source: The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
“Paper is my best friend and paper seller is my worst friend!”
Javad Alizadeh (1953) cartoonist, journalist and humorist
Quoted in Humor & Caricature (April 1995), p. 3