“I'm one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.”

“I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.”

“Joy. That is one of the main blessings of the All-Powerful. If we are happy, we are on the right road.”

“If, as they say, some dust thrown in my eyes
Will keep my talk from getting overwise,
I'm not the one for putting off the proof.
Let it be overwhelming, off a roof
And round a corner, blizzard snow for dust,
And blind me to a standstill if it must.”

“So where to now St. Peter,
If it's true I'm in your hands?
I may not be a Christian,
But I've done all one man can.
I understand I'm on the road
Where all that was is gone.
So where to now St. Peter?
Show me which road I'm on, br>Which road I'm on.”

“Where were all these blind people? Why didn’t we see them walking on our roads? I decided I must be the one to make a difference.”

“To me, the term ‘middle-class’ connotes a safe, comfortable, middle-of-the road policy. Above all, our language is ‘middle-class’ in the middle of our road. To drive it to one side or the other or even off the road, is the noblest task of the future.”

“Can I come in?
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind!”

“Josephus: I'm Josephus, and I'm the main course over at the Colosseum!”

“Anyone who holds a true opinion without understanding is like a blind man on the right road.”