“Blimey! Thank God my jeans are this tight- you could wear me like a puppet!”

“("No one on the corner") Got a bop like this
Can't wear skinny jeans cause my knots don't fit
No one on the corner got a pocket like this
So I rock Roc jeans cause my knots so thick
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class”

“Get rid of those terrible jeans that everybody else wears. And wear something different for a change, so you don't just look like a clone.”

“I'm like every other woman: a closet full of clothes, but nothing to wear: So I wear jeans.”

“I'm sitting at the dinner table, wearing my future mother-in-law's underwear. It's like some twisted dream that you wake up and thinkL Crikey Moses! Thank God that didn't really happen!”

“I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside.”

“Girls can wear jeans and cut their hair short and wear shirts and boots because it's okay to be a boy; for girls it's like promotion. But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading, according to you, because secretly you believe that being a girl is degrading.”

“I’m a showman. I believe that you’re a character every time you put on clothes. Tomorrow I may be another in hoops and tight jeans and a bomber. Clothes, to me, or wardrobe express characters.”

“Oh my God, can you see me? I thought I was wearing my invisibility cloak.”

“Frankly, I'm a lot more comfortable if I'm wearing a puppet.”